While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.
The burglar asks the parrot, "What is your name?"
The parrot says, "Moses."
The burglar goes on to ask, "What kind of person names his parrot 'Moses'?"
The parrot replies, "the same kind of person who names his Rottweiler 'Jesus.'"